why i hate visiting rich people

Question: What would you like to have? Fruit juice, Soda, tea, Chocolate,
Milo or Coffee?
Answer: Tea Please.

Question: Ceylon Tea, Herbal Tea, Bush Tea, Honey Bush Tea, Ice Tea or Green Tea?
Answer; Ceylon Tea.

Question: How would you like it? Black or White?
Answer: White.

Question: Milk, Whitener or Condensed milk?
Answer: With milk

Question: Goat milk, camel milk or Cow milk?
Answer: With cow milk please.

Question: Milk from freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?
Answer: UM!! I’ll like it black.

Question: Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?
Answer: with sugar.

Question: Beet sugar or cane sugar?
Answer: cane sugar.

Question; white, brown or yellow sugar?
Answer: Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead.

Question: mineral water or still water?
Answer: Mineral Water.

Question: Flavored or non- flavored?
Answer: Never mind, I’ll rather die of thirst!

NYAMBAFU.